Living With The Simpson's Day 1

Prologue

Shockwave lived up to its name last week didn't where we saw a first PWF Hardcore Champion who runs by the name of Shane Douglas and a PWF Europeon Champion who is none other than the peoples champion The Rock, also on teh Shocking Shockwave we saw The Big Show come out victorious in his match with 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin with his first victory in PWF and he is now he has a shot at US Championship at the Royal Rumble in just under two weeks time against Christian also The Big Show features in the Royal Rumble himself against 29 other superstars who are all gonig for the same thing and hat is to be the last man standing in the ring, and the superstar who is the last man standing goes to the next pay per veiw Wrestlemania with a shot at the World Championship, also on the Shocking Shockwave we saw Team America pick a victory against The Dudley Boyz in a tag team match, Goldust coming out on top against Randy Orton and Booker T with a shot at the world title against Kurt Angle at the Royal Rumble who defeated 'King Ass' Billy Gun, also 'The Game' Triple H defeated The Undertaker in a frilling match where the Winner got free rumble entry choice and loser got #1 and the Game who won the match picked to come out at #2 in the Royal Rumble, is that a wise decision or not who knows.

Location : Springfield

Time : 1.25 pm

The Scene opens with the usual picture of the Simpson family acting daft infront of the television, this time they are all dancing around the living room like Ancient Egyptians making fools of themselves. The scene cut's to outside the Kwik-E-Mart with Milhouse, Bart has a $50 bill which he has just won off Homer in a bet, they both walk into the Kwik-E-Mart and once inside they look at Apu and smile before walking to the counter.

'Mischeavious' Bart Simpson : Apu give me two Blueberry Squishee's

'Shop Keeper' Apu : Ok wont be a minute.

Apu gets a plastic cup and starts pooring two squishee's out he then puts them on the counter as Bart slaps down his $50 doller down onto the counter so Apu takes it and gives him $30 doller's back, Bart and Millhouse then start to walk towards the door with there squishee's.

'Shop Keeper' Apu : Thank you, come again.

The scene cuts to outside where we see Millhouse and Bart walking up teh road as two figures walk up to them, there is one huge figure and once figure which is just abit bigger than Bart, Millhouse looks scared as the biggest figure starts to talk.

'Big n Nasty Bastard' Big Show : Hi aren't you the guy they call Brat Simpson, the one who is always getting into trouble and the one who is just so hillarious?

'Mischeavious' Bart Simpson : Ye but my name is Bart not Brat, its my dad who usually calls me that when i piss him off, aren't you that Big guy from PWF.. The Big Show?

'Big n Nasty Bastard' Big Show : Of course i am i am the Big n Nasty Bastard in PWF and i shown it last Thursday when i kicked that bald headed S.O.B Stone Cold and now i got a US Championship match against some freak called Christian and also i am in the 30 man Royal Rumble all in one night.

'Four Eyed' Millhouse : Ye i know who you are you are The Big Show i always watch you when you are on tv, i saw you unluckly get beat by The Undertaker in your first match and i also saw you beat Austin last Shockwave, you kicked his ass man.

'Big n Nasty Bastard' Big Show : Cheers at least i know somebody loves me and has me as a idol, do u know like you said i kicked Austin's ass, well its true and i am going to do exactly the same to Christian and walk out US Champion and Royal Rumble Winner in the same night.

'Man Behind The Plan' Paul Heyman : Thats right Show all my clients do well and you are no differant but i have never had a client who has won the Rumble until you, because when you come into the Rumble already US Champion it doesn't matter if you come in at #3 or #30 because the outcome is going to be the same and that outcome is The Royal Rumble Winner The BIG SHOW!!!

'Mischeavious' Bart Simpson : Ye ok whatever, i am going to my house now do you want to come along with me and have dinner because my dad is a huge fan of your's and he would love to meet you.

'Big n Nasty Bastard' Big Show : Ok ye i would love to come and maybe give you dad a little preveiw of the Big n Nasty Bastard in action.

'Mischeavious' Bart Simpson : Kool

'Four Eyed' Millhouse : Well Bart i gotta go cause my mum said don't be late for dinner.

'Mischeavious' Bart Simpson : Ok well catch you later.

Millhouse finishes his squishee, puts it in a bin and then runs off down the road towards his house as The Big Show, Paul Heyman and Bart start to walk down the road with Bart Sipping his Squishee.

Location : Simpson House

Time : 2.02pm

The scene opens up inside the Simpson house with Homer,Maggie,Bart,Lisa,The Big Show and Paul Heyman all sat around the dinner table waiting for dinner to be served as Marge walks into the Dining room with a huge turkey on a big silver plate, Marge puts the plate onto the table and sits down as Homer gets up and cuts the turkey putting abit of turkey on everybodys plate and he puts the biggest peice on his own plate and sits down.

'Mr Plogh' Homer Simpson : So Big Show i here you got a huge night at the Royal Rumble firstly taking on Stone Cold and then you are in the 30 man Royal Rumble, its gonig to be a very long night for you ain't it.

'Big n Nasty Bastard' Big Show : Yes i do have a very long night ahead of me next Sunday but i ain't taking on Austin i have already kicked his ass in PWF and that was last Shockwave, this time i got Christian for the US Championship but there will be no differance the outcome will be the same and that outcome will be walking out of the ring victorious but this time there is a differance this time i will be walking up that ramp with the US Championship hanging over my shoulder with the lucky crowd witnessing the Big n Nasty Bastard teaching that geekazoid a lesson in pro wrestling.

'Mr Plogh' Homer Simpson : D'oh!! i should i known that i have followed you around for quite a while now going to the odd houseshow here and there i really enjoy watching you wrestle, sadly i cannot make the Royal Rumble because my dad is ill in hospital and needs me to take care of him teh stupid old *******.

'Ms Perfect' Marge Simpson : Homer don't call him that he is the person who brought you into this world and you don't treat him right i bet he loves you and you don't care.

'Mr Plogh' Homer Simpson : I do its just that he annoys me sometimes.

Everybody then dig's into there turkey like they always do and Paul Heyman is just gob smacked that everyone is nearly finished and he has only just started.

'Man Behind The Plan' Paul Heyman : Show i hope you finish Christian off as fast as you have just finished that turkey off because if you do i don't think anybody in the rumble will be able to stop you never mind just Christian on his own.

'Big n Nasty Bastard' Big Show : Don't worry Paul i will because now that i have got my first victory of hopefully many the time has changed because now its...

BIG AND NASTY TIME!!!

'Man Behind The Plan' Paul Heyman : Yes i cannot wait to see you turn and and nasty on Christian its going to be brilliant and our plan will go to right.

'Mr Plogh' Homer Simpson : Big Show do you want to come to Moes with me, i am meating all the boys there in like five minutes and i am sure they would love to meat you and Paul before you big night, i'll buy the drinks.

'Straight A's' Lisa Simpson : Dad..... you can't go to the pub, as you are aware we haven't got that much money at the moment and what we have got you can't spend at the pub because we have to live on it since you get paid every other week.

'Mr Plogh' Homer Simpson : Lisa don't worry Dad has enough money for a few drinks with a Pro Wresler.

'Big n Nasty Bastard' Big Show : Homer i would love to go and meet all you boys because it will be the last time i go to the pub before the Rumble so i will come, also i will be able to tell all you boys the future of what i am going to do to the 29 other men in the Rumble and also what i am going to the guy who is going to be the second person whos ass i kick, because Christian come Sunday at the Rumble when me and you go one on one with the ladders in the ring it will be full of carnage and you will become...

SHOWSTOPPED!!!

'Big n Nasty Bastard' Big Show : Oh and Christian remember this You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try, just keep that in mind when you get into the ring with the Big n Nasty Bastard called THE BIG SHOW

'Mr Plogh' Homer Simpson : Well i am gonig to Moes now Marge see you later.

Homer gets up out of his chair and then both Big Show and Paul Heyman get out of theres at the same time, they push there chairs in and follow Homer out towards the front door as Marge gets up and clears the table. Whats going to happen at PWF's first PPV The Royal Rumble who knows anyone can win the Rumble its just always full of surprises.